What was the last thing you searched for online? Why were you looking for it? If anything should ever happen to me, please clean out my Google search cache. I would not prefer the world know what I spent the last two weeks researching. Skipping over the questionable Tumblr images in there, I’m talking about the search for baby names, the jumbled questions about gestational diabetes and bed rest, and my frequent trips to websites talking about pregnancy. I am not pregnant. I was on bed rest, but I am not pregnant. I’m writing a story with a pregnant heroine. And I spend a lot of time on baby name sites. A lot of time. I’m looking up names for my characters. I swear. But for real, should anything happen to me, let the world think I never used the internet. Clear everything.

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