A rant about "All this d*** in Atlanta…"

Oh, Lenethia Leakes.

How I love your blonde hair and sass–not as much as Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen, but I think we could be cool chicks who hang out for drinks on patios and throw shade at most chicks in the room.

Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you said the following: “All this d*** in Atlanta, and you got to take somebody else man?”

Side note: Can you call yourself a housewife if not a nary man you are boo’d up with/married has a job that can provide him with a W2 or paycheck?

I’m just asking because if there’s no stipulation on being a housewife, I am going to start claiming that as my secondary identity.

 Um, where is all this d*** that is willing and accessible for single women in Atlanta? NeNe made it sound like the dream world The Weather Girls talked about where it is precipitating and hailing adult men in thongs and want to dance with thickum black girls.

Side note: I think The Weather Girls wanted it to rain straight men, but that’s a qualification and specification that maybe wasn’t needed in the 1980s.

I mean, I know the places where the B.O.B.s are in large quantities. But are those what you are talking about? Or are you talking about human men? I’m so confused.

Maybe it’s me and the fact I am hibernating like a grizzly bear. Maybe it’s because I am missing the 42-inch-weave-wearing-and-high-heel-game gene.

But I am not finding these dudes.

Could someone kindly provide me with a Google map with their coordinate points and HIV/employment statuses? Also, a note about their endowments (financial and otherwise) would be nice.

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