It’s hard out here for a pimp. Or so said Three 6 Mafia.

But it’s hard out here for those of us trying to get chose. In the words of the great philosopher Bun B,
“Don’t be a lame, you know the game and how it goes / We trying to get chose.”

I’m on my couch eating Lucky Charms and writing (more like re-arranging a story and writing excuses to my students about why I suck as a professor). It’s hard out here for a professor.

That’s my anthem, and that’s what I’m sticking to for today.

That being said, let me link to one of my favorite songs. I hope one day I get serenaded by this song and/or I walk down the aisle to this. My dear mother would cringe at me ever getting married to this song, but she will deal if she can trap a son-in-law.